Jenaka abjad..

1 Q : Which 3 letters of the alphabet make everything in the world move?
    A : NRG (energy!)

2 Q : Why is B very cool?
   A : Because it is sitting in the AC! (air-cond)

3 Q : What letters did the boy say when he saw the empty table?
   A : O-I-C-U-R-M-T! (Oh, I see, u are empty!)

4 Q : What did A and B get in the music store?
   A : A CD!

5 Q : Which two letters are always jealous?
   A : N-V! (envy)

6 Din : There are only 11 letters in the alphabet.
   Yob : No, there aren’t.
   Din : Yes, there are. T-H-E-A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
                                   1  2  3  4 5  6  7  8  9 10 11

7 Q : What begins with T ends with T and is filled with tea?
   A : A teapot!

8 Q : What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
   A : The letter M!

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